Honest randomness by me.
“The only difference between a dream and a nightmare is how big your balls are, bitch”
— The Fox - Wanted

The most awesome onlineness ever

I love this game.

Hangman rules.

How To Use Bash Aliases

Everysingletime

Every single time I send someone an NSFW link, I end up posting it to the SAME* work colleague. Dude, if she files for harassment I’m fucked :(

I honestly thought Obama would buy me an iPhone.