Honest randomness by me.
Dude, what if this works?
“You know what they say about assuming, when you assume, you’re just a bitch!”
— Hot chick in two and a half men
“Awesome as in you know, awesome possum, like with the bees knees, no? Come on you rock my socks!”
— Me

Like a warm cup of coffee

You know how there’s that thing that you do, that you do everytime that causes you immense anguish?

But you still do it every single time against your better judgement?

You know what the feels like right?

Like a nice warm cup of coffee.

I’m a lead farmer, motherfucker

I’m a lead farmer, motherfucker